So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
it's like iHOP with fire
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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