WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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