Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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