You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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