I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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