She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
