? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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