please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Randomize
