That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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