Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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