Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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