is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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