I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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