All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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