Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You are a booty call, not a friend.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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