he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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