There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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