Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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