$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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