I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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