i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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