i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
True college students do jello shots in the library
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