How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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