Just mADE A PArabola og urine
No stitches, just platelets and will power
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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