I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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