I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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