I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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