My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
