I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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