Define "chronic" masturbator.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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