So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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