So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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