I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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