Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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Do I have a choice?
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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