His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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