did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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