How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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