Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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