is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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