I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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