Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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