Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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