glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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