i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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