You really coming over, don't trick.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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