She is in my trunk
I just pynch a tree in the face
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think your dad took our porno
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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