I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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