Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
