whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
