and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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