Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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