Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
