Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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