After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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