Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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