and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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